You Might Be Addicted to Twilight If…


Be sure to read the book before seeing the movie!


  • You call your boyfriend Edward even though that isn’t his real name.
  • Your best friend turns into a werewolf.
  • You watch people’s eyes to see if they change color.
  • You want your next car to be a rusty, pre-historic pick up truck.
  • You’re obsessed with 1901 Chicago.
  • You call your hometown Forks, even though that isn’t even close to the real name of your town.
  • You check out all the guys in Biology to see if any seem to have an extreme distaste for you.
  • You take an umbrella everywhere you go, even though you live in California.
  • You watch what you say in case someone might be reading your thoughts.
  • You’re bored to tears with regular baseball games.
  • You’ve read every book in the series, more than once.
  • You’ve had tickets to the movie for ages.
  • Anytime someone invites you to do something the weekend of November 21st, you scream, “Are you crazy! Twilight comes out that weekend.”

These are just a few of the warning signs that you might be irreversably addicted to the Twilight Series. If you answered yes to more than three of the questions above, you are a severe addict and can only be cured by seeing the movie at least three times. Okay, that won’t really cure you, but it sure will be fun for Twilight fans!



Crabby Housewife

Crabby Housewife

Lori is a full-time housewife and writer, living in the Midwest with her husband of 27 years - they have two daughters. They have a house full of pets and her house is never quite perfect.